"Your eyes are like two wild boars fucking, my love."
 
"Your lips, like a bulldozer really giving it to a landfill."
 
"Really going at it, like a rhino pounding it real weird, so are your teeth, my love."
 
OK, this baby's ready. Ladies, who is lonely?
 
Who is lonely and wants a poem?
3.  Valentine's Poem.13 February 2014.