Why aren't there more women in science?
Is it culture?
Is it genetics?
Is it evil spirits?
Science has yet to answer!
In this 10,000-word essay, I'll investigate the question
I'll interview ten men with PhDs
I'll use the word "meritocracy" once per paragraph
I'll ruminate on Barbie's sexuality for uncomfortably long
By the end we'll have an answer, probably
So stay tuned, Mister Reader-Man!